I Wish HoJo Rented Rooms by the Hour
It's 4:30am. I'm at the Tampa airport waiting for my 6am flight to DFW then to my final destination of Shreveport, Louisiana.
Yesterday, I flew from St. Martin to Miami and then arrived in Tampa around 11pm. I had an overnight layover. My first one ever. I got to the Howard Johnson at 1am. The front desk manager scoffed at me when I asked for a 3:30am wake up call. That's fine Mr. Manager. I scoffed at your quaffed up hair. I got to sleep at 1:30. Two hours later, I woke up, showered and checked out of the HoJo. And no... I didn't sleep under the covers. Mr. Manager again scoffed at me when I asked to check out. Hey... If you don't want my 40 bucks, I could have easily spent that much being entertained across the street at either one of the nude bars that were available to me.
I could have easily stayed on one of the airport's comfy benches (as I'm looking around this morning several people decided to do that). But I was able to get a hot shower. Was it worth $40 to get a 2-hour nap and a shower. Absolutely. The worst part about it is that I had my luggage checked all the way from St. Martin to Shreveport. So due to my own stupidity I don't have toothpaste or deodorant... plus my hair is all poofy AND I haven't shaved in a week. I feel bad for my Shreveport friends that are picking me up.
If it weren't for Starfucks, I probably wouldn't be able to type this morning.
Yesterday, I flew from St. Martin to Miami and then arrived in Tampa around 11pm. I had an overnight layover. My first one ever. I got to the Howard Johnson at 1am. The front desk manager scoffed at me when I asked for a 3:30am wake up call. That's fine Mr. Manager. I scoffed at your quaffed up hair. I got to sleep at 1:30. Two hours later, I woke up, showered and checked out of the HoJo. And no... I didn't sleep under the covers. Mr. Manager again scoffed at me when I asked to check out. Hey... If you don't want my 40 bucks, I could have easily spent that much being entertained across the street at either one of the nude bars that were available to me.
I could have easily stayed on one of the airport's comfy benches (as I'm looking around this morning several people decided to do that). But I was able to get a hot shower. Was it worth $40 to get a 2-hour nap and a shower. Absolutely. The worst part about it is that I had my luggage checked all the way from St. Martin to Shreveport. So due to my own stupidity I don't have toothpaste or deodorant... plus my hair is all poofy AND I haven't shaved in a week. I feel bad for my Shreveport friends that are picking me up.
If it weren't for Starfucks, I probably wouldn't be able to type this morning.
