Paradise Re-found

What kind of backwards world do you live in when you can't buy Easter candy?

We looked yesterday... none.

I looked at three more stores today... none.

I want Cadbury creme eggs... I want Reese's peanut butter eggs... Hell I'd even settle for those stupid blue robin eggs right now.  

I know the natives on this island understand what Easter is all about because there was an Easter bunny photo shoot set up at the mall.  So...

WHERE'S MY CANDY?!?