Paradise Re-found

okay that was a bit dramatic... I feel like regular shit.

It's been two whole days and I didn't think that I'd be in this much pain.  I still can't figure out how I managed to scrape my right knee and sprain my right wrist but land on the left side of my face.  They also gave me a tetanus shot in my right arm so that's hurting now too.

My scars are healing nicely but I don't think my lip has gone down in size yet.  It's still preventing me from speaking properly.  Right now, I'm waiting for the Lortab to kick in.  My face hurts especially my nose and teeth and also my wrist is in agony.

This is my first time on any kind of pain killers.  I can totally see how people can get addicted to them so easily.

God's trying to tell me that I shouldn't play tennis any more.

Saturday, my neighbor Justin and I went to play tennis.  We had hit the ball one time and it began to rain a torrential downpour.  So much for that.

Sunday, we tried again.  This time Jason came along.   We actually got to start playing a game this time.  On my second serve, I ran up to the net to hit a ball back to Jason.  I lost my balance and fell forward - on my face!



When I arrived at the ER, the nurse thought that I had been in a car wreck or something (I felt like I had been).  I thought I was okay until they asked me my birthday and I told them the wrong date.  I must have hit my head harder than I had thought.  But that didn't stop me from cracking jokes the whole time.  While walking to get my x-rays done, I asked the rad tech if we could swing by the children's section so I could scare some little kids with my face.  The best part about the ER was the hot nurse practitioner that helped me.  Yummy... definitely a DILF.  :-)  Dr. Dilf showed me all the x-rays and told me that nothing was broken or permanently damaged. YAY I'm going to live!  Praise Jebus!

I made it through this incident with only a sprang wrist, a busted lip, a swollen nose, sore teeth and large scrapes on my face.  It should have been much worse.  I'll be unable to work both my jobs for a few days.  I can't type or write worth crap (took me two hours to type this and I ain't back to check for mistakes).